// /adm/simul_efun/translate.c // from the Dead Souls Mudlib // translates a string into nonsense for non-proficient speakers // created by Descartes of Borg 930823 // based on a speak function by Valodin@Dead Souls #define FLUBS ({ "lacunae", "uns", "sur",\ "HWAET","shaka","jalad", "darmok", "tanagra",\ "scyld", "sweorda", "narthex", "luft", "mit", "folnar",\ "temba", "temak", "le","la","nous","avec","mais","foutre",\ "cyning", "thara", "stanas", "seo", "stanum", "res", "ipso","stana",\ "meh", "nehi", "samastahum", "tora", "kia-ab", "boltehe", \ "ata", "mevin", "ivrit", "ktzat", "lo", "ani", "tov","aval", \ "verstehen", "sie", "bisschen", "sehr", "aber", "etwas", "keinen",\ "shomo", "mifahmin", "mifahmam", "katalavenete", "hellenika",\ "spreek", "uw", "vrauw", "nit", "shiz", "se","pericolo",\ "iskit", "imhud", "halas", "sagud", "imche", "eigoga", "nihongo",\ "wakarimaska", "wakarimasen", "samastihenh", "iye", "hai",\ "ni", "huei", "shwa", "potong-hwa", "mah", "wa", "ideahr",\ "khairei", "hoc", "propter", "auch", "vielen","lurgid",\ "forshtor", "deuw", "noshk", "puedo", "pero", "debajo" , "atras",\ "mientras", "desde", "nunca", "haka", "silflay", "embleer", "hraka",\ "mbembe", "mau-mau","tiki","meka","leka","hai","haini","ho", \ "chonny","mola","chala","hala","hei","thlon","mey","nikto",\ "ecgum", "eyne", "sobre","dupa","zum","schlampe","jodio","con",\ "narfle", "garthak", "hokanda-matuso","oota-goota","mafi","makka",\ "shukran", "akbar", "mokele", "dapku", "loituma","plurdled",\ "curiae", "aethelingas", "eorlas","carajo","oder",\ "ae","aroha","awarua","atua","tenei", "dsfargeg",\ "tangata","koa","kora","hupane","upane","krankor",\ "baardaap","droogkloot","asbak","haka",\ "zaadje","verkloten","teef","moffie","shele",\ "anasi","atouche","ayir","boos","teezee","shawty",\ "durka","haista","vittu","kyrpä","räkä","shawtay",\ "suoro","voi","debil","kunel","shinel","sampo",\ "sasikumea","zakila","txakurra","soustat","irrumator",\ "mentula","koproskilo","malakas","la'a'za'zel","zayin",\ "haakskeekah","noko","shizzle","nizzle","hizzle",\ "desu","desu","desu","desu","desu","desu","a858de45f56d9bc9",\ "desu","desu","desu","desu","desu","desu",\ "desu","desu","desu","desu","desu","desu",\ "UNITINU","STENDEC","CROATOAN","LATUALATUKA",\ "LMKUU","puka","degozaimasu","szysznyk", "syzygy",\ "darklock","confutatis","maledictis","flammis","acribus",\ "addictis","XYNTA","durian","adzuki","flocka",\ "ЄУИТА", "NIBIRU", "tatonka","tralfamadore",\ "sihulm","koyaanisqatsi","tanstaafl","misunderestimate",\ "ar","ot","ti","fi","na", "markovian parallax denigrate",\ "ar","ot","ti","fi","na",\ "ar","ot","ti","fi","na",\ "ar","ot","ti","fi","na",\ "ar","ot","ti","fi","na",\ "ar","ot","ti","fi","na",\ "o","u","y","e",\ "o","u","y","e",\ "o","u","y","e",\ "o","u","y","e",\ "o","u","y","e",\ "o","u","y","e",\ "ki","ika","ita","ite","ni",\ "ki","ika","ita","ite","ni",\ "ip","ip","ip","ip","ip","ip",\ "ip","ip","ip","ip","ip","ip",\ "iq","iq","iq","iq","iq","iq",\ "iq","iq","iq","iq","iq","iq",\ "ig","ig","ig","ig","ig","ig",\ "ig","ig","ig","ig","ig","ig",\ "kii-oto","kii-oto","kii-oto","kii-oto","kii-oto",\ "kii-ateh","kii-ateh","kii-ateh","kii-ateh","kii-ateh",\ "galanga","wanga","ivlivs","kokoh-chula","birichoto",\ "bukkakke","santorum","habeebit","yotsuba", "obama",\ "mccain","biden","palin","chitonw","wachovia","wamu",\ "dogoodi","idoogod","yamaglonchi","hotchka","tacgnol",\ "zangano","zafacon","doushnou","yanaglonchi","rowsdower",\ "gleepy","gloop","gloopy","neeby","nabba","nooby","la","la","la",\ "lo","lo","sabba","sibby","sabba","nooby","abba","nabba",\ "le","le","le","lo","lo","tooby","ooby","walla","dede","scozzafava",\ "AUSCANZUKUS","nagua","covfefe","finna",\ }) string translate(string str, int prof) { if( prof >= 100 ) return str; else { string *words; int fs, i, maxi; fs = sizeof(FLUBS); words = explode(str, " "); for(i=0, maxi = sizeof(words); i < maxi; i++){ string prefix = ""; string suffix = ""; if(!alphap(first(words[i],1))) prefix = first(words[i],1); if(!alphap(last(words[i],1))) suffix = last(words[i],1); if( random(100) >= prof ) words[i] = prefix+FLUBS[random(fs)]+suffix; } return implode(words, " "); } }