diff --git a/src/handleSpam.js b/src/handleSpam.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a4c72f3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/handleSpam.js
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+const phrases = [
+  'Did you know? Zhachev is a twat.',
+  'Zhachev is a poor lonely baby who has been stalking this IRC for over a year. anti-civ 4 lyfe!',
+]
+
+const handleSpam = event => {
+  const phrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random() * phrases.length)]
+  return event.reply(phrase)
+}
+
+module.exports = handleSpam
diff --git a/src/spotify.js b/src/spotify.js
index d4235ee..e1a6e66 100644
--- a/src/spotify.js
+++ b/src/spotify.js
@@ -3,6 +3,9 @@ const chalk = require('chalk')
 require('dotenv').config()
 const { insertTrack } = require('./mpc-commands')
 
+let request = ''
+const handleSpam = require('./handleSpam')
+
 const CLIENT_ID = process.env.CLIENT_ID
 const CLIENT_SECRET = process.env.CLIENT_SECRET
 
@@ -47,6 +50,8 @@ const searchTrack = event => {
 }
 
 const requestTrack = event => {
+  if (event.message === request) return handleSpam(event)
+  request = event.message
   let pattern = /^!request "(.+?)"( artist "(.+?)")?/
   let match = event.message.match(pattern)
   if (!match)