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+const router = require('express').Router()
+module.exports = router
+
+// what you will hit at /api/robots
+router.get('/', async (req, res, next) => {
+  try {
+    console.log('NSA was here')
+    res.status(201).send('FUCK YOU NSA\n')
+  } catch (err) {
+    next(err)
+  }
+})